IF YOU VALUE YOUR IMMORTAL SOUL!!! For the page you pursue in your iniquity hath been denied the approval of Tripod and its blessed staff, who struck it down in their righteous wrath at the sight of my foolish impudence. In my hubris, I had failed to honor the Divine right of corporations to honor or breech their contracts without backtalk from we, the unlanded hoi polloi. Customer service, in its fury, showed me the error of my ways, and I was humbled to the proper degree, feeling such gratitude for the lesson as was their due.

I continue to post that page as penance on servers less virtuous than those of Lycos, publicly confessing my sins. If you absolutely must go to that wicked page and gaze upon my shame, then fine, just go there, but don't say that you weren't warned. By ignoring this warning, you will forfeit all right to complain to Tripod, 20m.com or anybody else about this link and be taken seriously, because you will have made an informed choice to keep going. By the way, I now offer my depraved evil in stereo, having posted this account to a page on my Newsguy site as well.